Episode 228 – Caught them Fucking
Another fun evening of catching up on the latest in cannabis news and some of the weirdest and craziest news Joe and Anthony can dig up for ya! Tune in live every Monday night at 8pm eastern 7pm central only at http://www.chiampa.org
Episode 227 July 5th, 2021
a MOOSEPOOP’ED SHOW PRODUCTION
| ALL TIMES EASTERN | The Joe & Anthony Show | NOTES |
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| PRE SHOW
19:59:45 |
PRE SHOW
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| GO LIVE
19:59:59 |
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| SHOW ROLL
20:00:00 |
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| START INTRO SEGMENT
ANTHONY\/JOE Thanks Betty |
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| TP SEGMENT
20:02:53 (RUN 00:13:57) GONG INDICATES 2 MINUTES REMAIN BEFORE WEED CORNER SEGMENT 20:08:00 Word of the Show 20:15:00 Roger’s National Day Moment 20:17:05 Joe speaks after this… Anthony’s Random News Wheel 20:18:00 |
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TALKING POINT SEGMENT A
Joe and Anthony Intros Anthony
Joe
** Announcements
Anthony’s Weed Corner – Clicky Here!
JOE PLAYS DRUMROLL And gormandize means, eating good food, especially to excess. Like aww, look at Joe gormandizing all over the place with that deep dish pizza and Pecan Pie! Any way, The more you know, only at The Joe and Anthony Show 😉
JOE SAYS Okay, Roger, take it away!
oh bloody hell, it’s me, Roger, anyway, If you didn’t know it, and if you did, well different color eyes for you, this is the National Day Moment, for today, well it won’t be today if you’re not listening today, anyway, the date I am speaking of is July 12th, 2021 and it is oh boy oh boy, it’s National Simplicity Day, National Different Colored Eyes Day, National Pecan Pie Day, Paper Bag Day, Eat Your Jello Day, and what what you’ve really been waiting for, woo hoo, it’s Eat your Jello Day Wow, well, Joe is going to pull real hard on a fake fancy leever that causes our Anthony to push a button that hopefully will dispense Pecan Pies all day long! Anyway let that spinning wheel roll Anthony, I think, no no no, yes yes yes ANTHONY SAYS Thank’s Roger and now it’s time for me to push a button, just like Roger told me to do. CASH REGISTER SFX
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BEGIN 20:20:00
JOE’S WEATHER BROUGHT Pandemic Riot Inc. GONG INDICATES 2 MINUTES REMAIN BEFORE |
JOE PLAYS BETTY PLUG X (40.098 Seconds)
Hi, Betty here, With all the fun we have around here, why not be a part of the show. Give us a call at 813-327-8566. Yay, my digital diodes are happily fluttered for no good reason. Be sure to check out Headphone Meditations with Jon Dubose, and the Inept Supervillains Podcast and the many other fine shows we carry on Shyampuh Radio! Be sure to visit shyampuh dot org for our complete broadcast schedule, and much much more. And now, for Joe’s weather and informative news. Back to you Joe, Betty Betty Betty out!
ANTHONY STARTS SFXfs: WEATHER TRACK Thanks Betty, before we get to the news sourced by our very own Chip Skipper, it’s time for your Chiampa Chicago Weather from our very own “Chicago’s Midway International Airport” Unless you’re listening live it’s not currently mostly cloudy and 75℉
TONIGHT: A 50 percent chance of showers and thunderstorms. Patchy fog after 3am. Otherwise, cloudy, with a low around 67 TUESDAY: A chance of showers, with thunderstorms also possible after 1pm. Patchy fog before 10am. Otherwise, mostly cloudy, with a high near 79℉
THURSDAY: A chance of showers and thunderstorms, with a high near 86℉ FRIDAY: A chance of showers and thunderstorms. Partly sunny, with a high near 76℉ WEEKEND: Maybe a little rain this weekend, OTHERWISE sunny skies ahead with highs near 76℉. And that’s it’s for my weather, and now Anthony, the news!
ANTHONY PLAYS JOE NEWS ALERT NEWS SCRIPT WHICH has STORY MUSIC MP3, & SFX QUEUES HYPERFUN WINNER WINNER FIDDLES MCGINTY |
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| END JOE’S NEWS SEG A 20:29:30 |
ANTHONY SAYS
(“Exit the Premises” (03:30)) Thanks Joe! Do you need socks? Well, you’re in luck! It’s time for the semi-bi-quarterly sock sale at Dollar Miscellaneous! White socks, black socks, pink socks, blue socks, green socks, chartreuse socks…they’re all here! Short socks, long socks, mid length socks, cock socks! Plain socks, printed socks, and windsocks! If you need a sock, we have it during our semi-bi-quarterly sock sale, where each sock is 50% off! Now you can get two socks for the price of one! Make sure you hurry down for the best deal on socks in town – available exclusively at your local Dollar Miscellaneous store, where a dollar won’t get you much…without another dollar! Do you want to be a part of this derailed, southern fried, tire thumping, toilet seat licking, GMO-loaded experience? Then call us at 813-327-8566 or send us an email at playus@chiampa.org //// [ANNCR: THIS WEEK ON “THIS WAY OUT” QUEEN LATIFAH AND LIL NAS X COME OUT BEST AT THE B-E-T AWARDS; GAVIN GRIMM’S WIN LIFTS TRANS KIDS’ RIGHTS; CALIFORNIA ADDS 5 MORE ANTI-QUEER STATES TO ITS “NO TRAVEL” LIST (hello Florida); MISS NEVADA BECOMES THE FIRST TRANS CONTESTANT AT THE MISS USA PAGEANT; PRIDE RETURNS TO THE WHITE HOUSE AS BIDEN SIGNS THE PULSE MEMORIAL BILL; HONDURAS IS HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR A TRANS WOMAN’S MURDER, AND MALAWI’S FIRST PRIDE PARADES FOR EQUALITY! ALL THAT – AND MORE THIS WEEK – WHEN YOU DISCOVER “THIS WAY OUT: THE INTERNATIONAL L-G-B-T RADIO NEWS MAGAZINE, MONDAY NIGHTS AT 9 EASTERN RIGHT AFTER THE JOE AND ANTHONY SHOW ON CHIAMPA RADIO Hang tight folks, we’ll continue to Gor-man-dize in 4 minutes when we return…(adlib/WOTD) ANTHONY TURNS OFF TRACK REPEAT!! |
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| BREAK A
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| END BREAK A
20:34:02 Squelch |
ANTHONY TO CUE ROGER AFTER LEAD IN
JOE PLAY ROGER 2 (23.275 seconds)
JOE MUTES MOOSEPOOP |
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| ANTHONY NEWS SEGMENT B 20:34:35 |
ANTHONY’S WEATHER AND CRAZY FLORIDA NEWS
SEGMENT B ANTHONY Thanks Roger! JOE PLAYS ROGER TY You’re welcome Anthony! ANTHONY Before we continue….It’s time for your Chiampa weather for Tampa Bay from Tampa International Airport, KTPA! Unless you’re listening live, it is not currently ### and XX°F (with a heat index/wind chill of XX°F) The humidity is at XX%
The dewpoint is XX°F Tonight, Monday night: 80% chance of showers and possibly a thunderstorm before 8pm, then scattered showers and thunderstorms between 8pm and 2am. Low around 75 Tuesday: 80% chance of scattered showers and thunderstorms between 8am and 2pm, then showers and possibly a thunderstorm after 2pm. High near 92. Tuesday Night: 80% chance of Showers and possibly a thunderstorm before 8pm, then scattered showers and thunderstorms, mainly between 8pm and 2am.
70% chance of Scattered showers and thunderstorms, then showers likely and possibly a thunderstorm after 2pm. Partly sunny, with a high near 90. Wednesday Night: 60% chance of Showers likely and possibly a thunderstorm before 8pm, then isolated showers and thunderstorms after 8pm. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 76. That’s it for your Chiampa weather for Tampa Bay…now it’s time for some Crazy Florida News! has STORY MUSIC MP3, SFX QUEUES Cassa Island Game Loop – Extended Mix Corncob Suave Standpipe |
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| END ANTHONY’S SEGMENT B 20:44:45 |
IS BETTY READY?
ANTHONY SAYS And that’s all for your Crazy Florida news! Back to you Betty! PLAY PLETHORA CART TURN OFF TRACK REPEAT |
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| BETTY LEAD OFF
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JOE PLAYS BETTY 3
Well, you can thank the database that you are tuned in to, Shy amp uh Radio! Come join fun, we’re always looking for unique content and people. Call Shy Amp Uh Radio anytime, at,eight one three, three two seven, eight five six six, and you too can hang out in the studio with these two loveable idiots. Be a part of this uni queue studio experience! no no no. yes yes yes, yes!! Be sure to visit us at shyampuh dot org for our latest broadcast schedule, and, did you know you can CHAT on our webpage? Just scroll down to the chatroom, pick a nickname and chat, chat, chat chat chat, chat, chat, chat chat chat!! But now, go grab your bongs beotches, in just a minute, your two loveable stoners are going to start conversing about this, or that. Hold on, WOO HOO, here it comes, the Plethoruh Discussion Segment, Take it away the loveable Joe and the loveable Anthony! |
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| PLETHORA
20:45:30 We may get calls |
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JOE UNMUTES HIMSELF JOESAYS Hey Anthony, we don’t NEED A SHOW TITLE ANYMORE!!!! If you remember, last week it was PLETHORA DISCUSSION SEGMENT
[SINGLE GONG INDICATES 3 MINUTES REMAIN BEFORE UGLY LIGHTS] JOE AND ANTHONY BOTH SAY
ANTHONY SAYS {the coffee in the break room is made from the tears of failed disk jockeys} Oh boy, that’s sad Anthony, hey, is there a button to push for that?!
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| SHOW WRAP UP
20:55:20 |
AUTO START OF “IN YOUR ARMS”
Anthony says Hey Folks, it looks like the ugly lights are coming on and it sounds like Roger is stuck in a flushing loop, so I’d like to thank you for tuning in tonight, listening in on our recast later on, or just supporting us in your own special little snowflake way. JOE SAYS Oh yeah, I hired the Robot U Break it We Break it More people to come out and install a special robotic butthole for Roger, so as you noticed he’s pretty excited with this new feature!, you’ll love it too Anthony, less mess, I promise!! ANYWAY, glad you all could join us for the Joe and Anthony Show either tonight or on a recast you picked up here on Chiampa Radio or one of the many places our show is carried. Anthony says You can make your commute more commutable with Weekday Rush Hour hosted by Betty starting at 6:30 AM Eastern, and Traffic with Toppers starting at 3:30 PM Eastern – every weekday! Also be sure to catch classic radio programming on Throwback Thursdays, Radio Free Labor at noon on the weekend, and hot dance mixes from 2PM to 6PM on Sunday Tea Dance! JOE SAYS You know, since your device is already tuned in, why not keep yourself perpetually embellished in programming, with extra added techni-queue audio procedures. How do i do this you ask? It’s easy, just keep any one of your devices perpetually tuned to Chiampa Radio, that’s right – maybe it’s in the den, or maybe the kitchen, or maybe the bathroom to cover up those unsightly sounds! Whatever the case may be, just point your favorite browser to c, h, i, a, m, p,a, dot org ! that’s c, h, i, a, m, p,a, dot org Go there now for a complete listening experience!! |
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| SHOW CLOSING
20:57:20
20:58:57 20:59:27 Do not converse with Anthony during this section. He needs to perform live to SAMBC switchover. 21:00:00 |
AUTOSTART STAR SPANGLED BANNER
Verify This Way Out In Queue JOE/\ANTHONY BANTER AVENUE WAY IF TIME ALLOWS ~30 SECONDS~ ANTHONY SAYS Thanks everyone for tuning in tonight! We may be back next Monday…. Check out our blog at chiampa.org! If you are interested in recasting our show, please contact us at playus@chiampa.org And remember folks, if front yard fornication is your thing, then make sure your nana wears her mask as you act like a firework while on a GTA shooting spree! Have a good night, a good week, and stay tuned for This Way Out, with a V for vagina! JOE PLAYS BETTY END RANDOM GIGGLES THE FOLLOWING TRACKS PLAY.(RUN 0:33)
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