Episode 214 – The Forcefield flops out of the loose shorts.
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Episode 214 February 1st, 2021
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| PRE SHOW
19:59:45 |
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| GO LIVE
19:59:59 |
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| SHOW ROLL
20:00:00 |
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| SHOW INTRO
20:01:13 |
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ANTHONY\/JOE Thanks Betty |
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| TP SEGMENT
20:02:53 (RUN 00:13:57) GONG INDICATES 2 MINUTES REMAIN BEFORE WEED CORNER SEGMENT 20:08:00 Word of the Show 20:15:00 Roger’s National Day Moment 20:17:05 Anthony’s Random News Wheel 20:18:00 |
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TALKING POINT SEGMENT A
Joe and Anthony Intros Anthony
Joe
** Announcements
Anthony’s Weed Corner – Clicky Here!
That’s it for your weed corner, back to you Joe…
And now, this week’s word is, get ready for this one folks: Panspermia is the hypothesis that life exists elsewhere in the universe, and is distributed by asteroids and other space debris! The more you know, only at The Joe and Anthony Show 😉
JOE SAYS
Okay, Roger, take it away!
oh bloody hell, it’s me, Roger, anyway, If you didn’t know it, and if you did, well pip pip and clean computers for you, this is the National Day Moment, for today, well it won’t be today if you’re not listening today, anyway, the date I am speaking of is February 8th, 202×1 and it is oh boy oh boy, it’s National Kite Flying Day, National Boy Scouts Day, National Football Hangover Day, National Clean out Your Computer Day, and finally, what you’ve really been waiting for, It’s national Iowa Day. Wow, Joe is going to pull real hard on a fake fancy lever that causes our Anthony to push a button shaped like the state of Iowa to determine which spinning wheel to play, I think, yes yes yes, no no no, Anyway, Take it away you guys!! JOE SAYS Do you experience rectal fomo? Are you losing sleep? Are you feeling despair, Are you experiencing all sorts of butthole trauma? Well we’d like to hear about it! Give us a call at 813-327-8566 and we’ll laugh about it! Back to you Anthony ANTHONY SAYS I am enjoying the new “Kitchen Sink” Flavor of Paul and Stan’s Icecream – and it tastes just like the bottom of your kitchen sink, especially that really grimy part! Available exclusively at the somewhat brand new neighborhood Dollar Miscellaneous store, where a dollar won’t get you anything…unless you have another dollar!!! CASH REGISTER SFX
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| BEGIN JOE’S SEGMENT A20:20:00
JOE’S WEATHER BROUGHT Pandemic Riot Inc. GONG INDICATES 2 MINUTES REMAIN BEFORE |
JOE PLAYS BETTY PLUG X (40.098 Seconds)
Hi, Betty here, be sure to check out Radio Free Labor, Headphone Meditations with Jon Dubose, and, The inept super villains podcast where Black geeks drink while discussing society, politics and geek related media, usually to disastrous results. Check these out and much more that we re-cast on Shyampuh Radio! Be sure to visit shyampuh dot org for our complete broadcast schedule social medias and much more. Wow, Roger is shitting on the floor again. There goes my nice programming features. Anyway, with all the fun we have around here, why not be a part of the show. Give us a call at 813-327-8566. And now, for Joe’s weather and informative news. Back to you Joe, Betty Betty Betty out!
ANTHONY STARTS SFXfs: WEATHER TRACK Thanks Betty, I think, well, before we get to the news sourced by our very own Chip Skipper, it’s time for your Chiampa Chicago Weather from our very own “Chicago Midway International Airport” Unless you’re listening live it’s not currently Light Snow and 14℉
MONDAY: Snow, mainly before 1am. Low around 2. Wind chill values as low as -11 TUESDAY: Mostly sunny, with a high near 15. Wind chill values as low as -14
THURSDAY: A 20 percent chance of snow. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 19 FRIDAY: Mostly cloudy, with a high near 15 WEEKEND: We’ll see more snow on Saturday and then Partly sunny for Valentines Day temps will be in the teens! it’s time for the NOT SO crappy news sourced by the ever gumptioned Chip Skipper! ANTHONY PLAYS JOE NEWS ALERT NEWS SCRIPT WHICH has STORY MUSIC MP3, & SFX QUEUES HYPERFUN
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ANTHONY SAYS
(“Exit the Premises” (03:30)) Thanks Joe! Do you want to be a part of this disjointed, southern fried, Collusion-Free, Toilet seat licking, GMO-loaded experience? Then call us at 813-327-8566. //// [ANNCR: THIS WEEK ON “THIS WAY OUT” BUTTIGIEG BOARDS THE BIDEN RIGHTS TRAIN … QUEER YOUTH DRESS FOR MORE THAN SUCCESS … THE 19-YEAR-OLD COLLEGE ID WITH 2 MOMS WHO BECAME AN IOWA STATE SENATOR … AND IN THE NEWS, TURKISH STUDENTS’ RAINBOW PROTEST RAISES ERDOGAN’S IRE, ITS “TWIN CITY” PRESSURES A POLISH TOWN TO END ITS “L-G-B-T FREE ZONE”, JAPAN IS PRESSED ON QUEER BIAS PROTECTIONS BEFORE THE OLYMPICS, VICTORIA ENACTS STIFF PENALTIES FOR QUEER CURE QUACKERY, GERMAN ACTORS BAND TOGETHER FOR A COMING OUT MANIFESTO, AND COUNTRY STAR T.J. OSBORNE EXITS THE CLOSET! ALL THAT – AND MORE THIS WEEK – WHEN YOU DISCOVER “THIS WAY OUT: THE INTERNATIONAL L-G-B-T RADIO NEWS MAGAZINE, MONDAY NIGHTS AT 9 EASTERN RIGHT AFTER THE JOE AND ANTHONY SHOW ON CHIAMPA RADIO Hang tight folks, we’ll still be/won’t be Panspermia (anymore) in 4 minutes when we return…(adlib/WOTD) ANTHONY TURNS OFF TRACK REPEAT!! |
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20:30:00 |
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20:34:02 Squelch |
ANTHONY TO CUE ROGER AFTER LEAD INJOE PLAY ROGER 2 (23.275 seconds)
JOE MUTES MOOSEPOOP |
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| ANTHONY NEWS SEGMENT B20:34:35 |
ANTHONY’S WEATHER AND CRAZY FLORIDA NEWS
SEGMENT B ANTHONY Thanks Roger! JOE PLAYS ROGER TY You’re welcome Anthony! ANTHONY Before we continue….It’s time for your Chiampa weather for Tampa Bay from Tampa International Airport, KTPA! Unless you’re listening live, it is not currently ### and XX°F (with a heat index/wind chill of XX°F) The humidity is at XX%
The dewpoint is XX°F Tonight, Monday night: Mostly cloudy, with a low around 65. Tuesday: Partly sunny, with a high near 78. Tuesday Night: Mostly cloudy, with a low around 65.
Mostly sunny, with a high near 79. Wednesday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around 65. That’s it for your Chiampa weather for Tampa Bay…now it’s time for some Crazy Florida News! has STORY MUSIC MP3, SFX QUEUES Cassa Island Game Loop – Extended Mix
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| END ANTHONY’S SEGMENT B20:44:45 |
IS BETTY READY?
ANTHONY SAYS And that’s all for your Crazy Florida news! Back to you Betty! PLAY PLETHORA CART TURN OFF TRACK REPEAT |
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JOE PLAYS BETTY 3
Well, you can thank the database that you are tuned in to, Shy amp uh Radio! We’re always looking for unique content and people. Call Shy Amp Uh Radio anytime, at,eight one three, three two seven, eight five six six, and you too can hang out in the studio with these two loveable idiots. Be a part of this uni queue studio experience! no no no. yes yes yes, yes!! Be sure to visit us at shyampuh dot org for our latest broadcast schedule, and, did you know you can CHAT on our webpage? Just scroll down to the chatroom, pick a nickname and chat, chat, chat chat chat, chat, chat, chat chat chat!! But now, go grab your bongs beotches,, because your two loveable stoners are going to start intelligently conversing on about this, or that. Hold on, WOO HOO, here it comes, the Plethoruh Discussion Segment, Take it away the loveable Joe and the loveable Anthony! |
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20:45:30 We may get calls |
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JOE UNMUTES HIMSELF JOESAYS Hey Anthony, we NEED A SHOW TITLE!!!! If you remember, last week it was The Forcefield flops out of the loose shorts, is this week’s show title! PLETHORA DISCUSSION SEGMENT
[SINGLE GONG INDICATES 3 MINUTES REMAIN BEFORE UGLY LIGHTS] JOE AND ANTHONY BOTH SAY
Hey Joe, did you notice that green slime in the break room coffee pot this evening? Anyway, don’t we have a few things to talk about tonight, Joe? Yeah, it was gross, I was really looking forward to that mountain grown foldgers decaf.
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| SHOW WRAP UP
20:55:20 |
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Anthony says Hey Folks, it looks like the ugly lights are coming on, and there’s a chartreuse light on the floor now that’s flashing like mad, so I’d like to thank you for tuning in tonight, listening in on our recast later on, or just supporting us in your own special little snowflake way. JOE SAYS Oh yeah, that’s my new moose poop detector Roger installed, I don’t think it works to well, wellllllll, glad you all could join us for the Joe and Anthony Show either tonight or on a recast you picked up here on Chiampa Radio or one of the many places our show is carried. Right Anthony!?! Anthony says You can make your commute more commutable with Weekday Rush Hour hosted by Betty starting at 6:30 AM Eastern, and Traffic with Toppers starting at 3:30 PM Eastern – every weekday! Also be sure to catch The Inept Super Villains Podcast Friday nights at 8PM Eastern, classic radio programming on Throwback Thursdays, Radio Free Labor at noon on the weekend, and hot dance mixes from 2PM to 6PM on Sunday Tea Dance! JOE SAYS You know, since you’re here, why not keep yourself perpetually embellished in programming, with extra added techni-queue audio procedures. How do i do this you ask? It’s easy, just keep one of your devices perpetually tuned to Chiampa Radio, that’s right, just point your favorite browser to c, h, i, a, m, p,a, dot org ! that’s c, h, i, a, m, p,a, dot org for a complete listening experience |
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| SHOW CLOSING
20:57:20
20:58:57 20:59:27 Do not converse with Anthony during this section. He needs to perform live to SAMBC switchover. 21:00:00 |
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Verify This Way Out In Queue JOE/\ANTHONY BANTER AVENUE WAY IF TIME ALLOWS ~30 SECONDS~ ANTHONY SAYS Thanks everyone for tuning in tonight! We will be back next Monday…. Check out our blog at chiampa.org! And remember folks, don’t get caught having sex in the jail with 22 pounds of meth…you might just be going to fast to stop! Have a good night, a good week, and stay tuned for [a brand new episode of ] This Way Out, with a I for intersexual! JOE PLAYS BETTY END
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